New Romances Make My Ass Twitch

 

I know this isn’t a new phenomenon, but what is it with the changing of the seasons and people suddenly getting the urge to find a “special someone?” It’s like a yellow leaf is an aphrodisiac.

All around the office co-workers are talking about “Oh, that really nice guy/girl I met at Borders/Barnes and Noble/some bar” or saying things like “We talked for four HOURS. ” And then a slightly older lady (still hot to trot, but a bit over the hill now) says “Oh…the fall. It just brings out the romance in us all.”

Gag.

Don’t get me wrong. I’ve had a “special someone” for four years now…no stranger to romance am I. But I refuse to accept the changing of the seasons as the impetus behind fall romance. It’s simply this–colder air brings people indoors. People congregate indoors. People get horny. People stay horny for each other for longer than a few days and now its romance.  I don’t get it. I just love watching romances implode.

~ by angryintern on September 27, 2006.